Red Pigs Can Fly

From crocodile dung to crocodile Dundee

admin — Sat, 15 Dec 2007 12:03:26 +0000

Now this is amongst the strangest and funniest concepts I’ve ever heard of. Yes I’m talking about crocodile dung. You know for Pete’s sake I wouldn’t go near one of those teeth glaring beings. It’s not about being scared but the feelings rather weird, the thought of it me makes me shiver. To add to it, all that water ad muck. Now I’ve never really watched but I have no clue where they excrete, in water or on land. Well if in water then does everything dissolve or what, I mean I have no clue whatsoever.

Now can you imagine the plight of the Egyptians? They believed in using crocodile poo as a contraceptive. Now can you imagine them stalking crocodiles and watching over them when they were busy excreting What’s even funnier is I wonder if they wage a war on as to who would finally get the dung. What if there were different people stalking the same crocodile and they all came out to war over the crocodiles dung. What’s even funnier is what if they came out to fight almost immediately and the hapless crocodile thought they were out to attack it.

Well I don’t know when people stopped using crocodile dung as contraceptive but certainly modern day rubber is a lot more pleasant. So for all of you, who complain about rubber usage, trust me you’re not at the receiving end. I can only imagine he conditions people had to commit themselves to in their most passionate acts, crocodile dung and all. Life is so much better now, over the counter pills, after morning pills, rubber in flavors, rubber that glows, designer contraceptives, you name it and you have it. Can you imagine living at a time where getting intimate was dependent on a clueless crocodile. So, I say, we’re lucky, happy getting it on.

The 5 Most Ugliest Guys In The History Of Rock ‘n’ Roll

admin — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 11:20:30 +0000

Competition in r’n'r is to high so to be picked as one of 5 ugliest persons among all those scary faces is great archievement.

Shane MacGowan - my favourite! This guy have less tooths than my 6 months old kid! And his middle name is allwaysdrunkasabottle.

Steven Tyler - can you believe that Liv is his daughter?!? I can’t!

David Crosby - check the hair! Just check the hair! C’mmon man!What’s that on your head?!? :))))

Lemmy - and someone have this guy on his bedroom wall? Scary!

Iggy Pop - yeah,this photo sucks but he deserved to be on my list anyway

Feel free to post comments and include your idols for my list. Let’s compile a complete list of ugliest people in r’n'r!

Guy wants to have 100 children

admin — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 20:41:25 +0000

In America, the population is low, because Americans usually only have 1-2 children. There are a few that have more, and if you have 8-9 that’s considered a lot of children. Well we don’t have anything on Daad Mohammed Murad Abdul Rahman. This guy is a baby making machine. Daad has already gone through 15 wives to produce 78 children. That’s about five babies per wife. In United Arab Emirates, you’re only allowed to have four wives at a time, so Daad has to keep divorcing and remarrying.

His goal? Daad aims for a hundred children by 2015. A hundred children… that’s insane. How does he remember all his children’s names let alone take care of all of them? If Rahman does reach his goal of a hundred children, imagine all the birthdays they would have to celebrate. Almost a third of all the days in the year would be birthdays. Now that’s a lot of parties.

It would suck to be a child of Daad, because of the sheer number of siblings you have. I mean sure one or two brothers and sisters can be nice, but ninety nine other siblings? I bet you wouldn’t even get to know half of them. What’s even worse is being a wife of Daad. You would have to feed and take care of the current children, and when your current children produce grandchildren, you’ll have to take care of them too. Basically it’s an endless chain reaction of caring and feeding babies until you die.

Imagine the family reunion in a few more years. They would probably have enough relatives to fill Noah’s Ark.

Butt guard

admin — Sun, 14 Oct 2007 11:21:33 +0000

Patented in 1979, the butt guard is one of the most ridiculous inventions of all time. Designed for people in extreme sports like skateboarding and snowboarding, the butt guard is made of shock absorbing plastic and foam that is secured with a belt. Now you don’t have to suffer from butt related injuries, when you wipe out and land on your buttox.

This invention might help you keep your butt bouncy, but no one in the right mind would wear it. This is because the butt guard looks just like a diaper. Now this invention might save you from embarrassment of having a butt cramp, but your friends will surely make fun of you for wearing this diaper look-a-like.

Along with the embarrassing look, this invention is useless. If 50% of extreme sport athletes are too lazy to put on a helmet, then the chances of them wearing a diaper like pad to protect their butt is close to nothing. This leads to another point that why would you need to protect your butt in the first place? Sure shin guards protect you from breaking your shin and the helmet keeps you from being knocked unconscious, but a butt pad will do close to nothing. It’s not like you will break your butt bones unless you fall off a mountain. In that case, you’re probably going to end up close to dead even with all the protection out there. The worst a fall could do would be a couple of bruises on your butt that can heal in no time.

On top of all this, modern twists of this invention cost around ninety dollars. Ninety cold American dollars. You would spend the money better by spending the money on the lottery. This invention is impractical, unstylish, and the inventor should be sued for making such a thing.

Worst video games ever

admin — Sun, 14 Oct 2007 07:53:15 +0000

A source of entertainment, stress-relieving, bad grades, but most of all thumb sores, video games have changed the face of humanity. Despite all this, there are just some games that make you throw your controller to the floor in disgust, curse at the producers, rip the case into shreds, and then realize you can’t return it anymore. Here’s a list of some of the worst games ever.
Cassette 50
This game was a collection of games produced by Cascade Games Ltd. It contained 50 crap games that were written in BASIC. The games have been described to be so bad that they cost physical discomfort. What’s ironic is what it says in the instructions, “The games will provide many hours of entertainment for all the family at a fraction of the cost of other computer games.”
Don’t Buy This
As the title suggests, this game sucked hardcore. The game was a collection of 5 of the worst games to disgrace the videogame world. The games that were in it included: Fido 1, Fido 2 Puppy Power, Race Ace, Fruit machine, and Wesley Willy. Even with these crappy titles, the game sold a fair amount due to the cheap price of 2.5 Euros.
Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon
This Zelda has been widely accepted as the worst Zelda ever. It was created during the contract that Philips gained license to produce 3 Zelda games: Link: The Faces of Evil, Zelda’s Adventure, and of course The Wand of Gamelon. Even though all three were complete failures, The Wand of Gamelon is considered the worst with its horrible script, voice acting, and gameplay.Well there you have it, a list of some of the worst flops ever in the Video Game industry. The next time you want to tear your hair out because you wasted your money on a crappy game, just remember there have been far worst games.